March 07, 2005

my life would make a great movie

The symbolism in my life is so profound, even I would cry if I were to watch a Hollywood version of my life. As Jude Law's raggity old braclet falls off only to be replaced by a Livestrong braclet, he also sheds an old life for a new one. *tear* If anyone would like to buy the movie rights to my life, I'm offering it now at the all-time lowest price of $50. Think of it as paying $50 for a fortune.

1 Comments:

At 3/08/2005 09:13:00 PM, Blogger Michael said...

Who will play the role of the handsome, suave neighbor to the north? More importantly, who will fill the roles of his numerous girlfriends, all of whom possess accents from their respective Mediterranean nations?

 

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