Bad luck is in the future!

I'm here to bring a warning to all you unsuspecting sheep. Heed my words, or great danger may befall you and your loved ones. I opened a fortune cookie today, and it said (I'm not making this up!):

If you are given an open book exam, you will forget your book.

There is but one way to save yourself! Go to the Chinese Culture and Language Club's website at www.indiana.edu/~chinahos and give some feedback! Or else A GRAVE CALAMITY WILL OCCUR IN YOUR LIFE. Oh, and you also have to click on my ad. Or else...you know what.