Is this drama or what?

I stand on the verge of reconsidering my stance on gender equality. What stance is that, you ask? That guys should never have to pay for girls' food. Ok, I guess to be more specific, my stance is that I should never have to pay for someone else's food. I don't really care if millions of girls out there tempt guys to pay for their food, as long as those guys aren't named Sibo. And in general, I stand firm on that issue--rock solid. But recently I've been letting the meal points flow 'round, and sometimes I even feel guilty getting a free meal. What's happening to me, Doc? Why am I turning normal? How much money am I going to spend this year? Haha. That said, I'm still a cheapass, I still stuff myself at the buffet and sneak food out. I still shop around on Thursday nights for the events with the best free food. And this paying-for-others'-food is not what you may think it is...it's just a lot of little events that have coincided and are making me reconsider my position. My position might not change at all, haha! But ever since my cheapass era (~8th grade to present) started, I've never had such a test of faith. I pray I do not end up like my parents, who argued for 10 minutes with other people about who would have the honor of paying the dinner bill. Ramen.