"i'm the good guy"

I dunno how girls feel about this issue, but paying for their food is a PAIN. I don't buy the explanation "well, that's how animals do it. the males offer food to the females to show them as able supporters of a family" Screw that, what about the lions' pride system. One guy. Many females. Guy sleeps. Females bring food to HIM. "GO FORTH MY MINIONS! AND BRING ME BACK THE CARCASS OF THAT ANTELOPE!" although i guess....for a special occasion, i could pay for a girl's food. After all, I only oppose this based on the value of Gender Equality. It's not like I'm cheap. I mean, look at this guy: MACHIAS, Maine -- A 54-year-old man who routinely complained of fake chest pains to avoid paying the tab for restaurant meals may have gotten his just desserts. "He has 18 convictions just since 2003," the year Elias moved to Maine from California, and has been jailed numerous times, Cavanaugh said. Authorities said Elias would order dinner and drinks, eat and enjoy, then fake his need for medical assistance when the check arrived. He would be taken to a local hospital but usually left before police arrived. That guy was a TOTAL jerk. I would never stoop that low. Well, unless it was an emergency. Like if I had sudden chest cramps.